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Ha, I totally yoinked this meme from =yami-caffeine (I needed a new journal entry anyway, since my last one was nearly a month old). Anyhoo, apparently for this meme you take some of your characters and have them answer the questions. 8D I chose four of my angelic/demonic characters, and I admit to getting carried away... 8D;

Dark Raziel
Sam
Ishmael
Nemesis

1 - How old are you?
Raziel - ...Why am I doing this? Can't we just say I'm kind of old and leave it at that?
Sam - Uh...I'm somewhere between four- and five-hundred years old. I remember when puffy pants and neck ruffs were in style...and I wish I didn't.
Ishmael - My half-human alter-ego is 19.
Nemesis - ...

2 - Height?
Raziel - Eh. I dunno. Six-foot-five? At least.
Sam - ...Six feet.
Raziel - HA! Shrimp.
Sam - Shut up, jackass! *growl*
Raziel - Ha ha, little baby man-demon is short.
Ishmael - Shut up, both of you.
Nemesis - ...

3 - Any bad habits?
Raziel - Only if you consider being too sexy a bad habit. Oh, I tend to go on homicidal berserker rampages when I get pissed off.
Sam - *snort* Sexy for an old man, maybe.
Raziel - WHAT did you say?
Sam - Oh, the old man's hearing has gone too! I bet he'll start drooling next!
Raziel - Why you lousy little--!! *grab*
Sam - *choke*
Ishmael - I swear, if you two don't settle down RIGHT NOW...
Nemesis - ...

4 - Are you a virgin?
Raziel - HA. As if. I was born dirty. ;D
Sam - Hey, who's the incubus here? I'm the one who's made an art form out of getting laid.
Raziel - Yeah, the little kid with only a few centuries under his pathetically small...belt? Pfft. Please. You can't even get that red-headed human chick to sleep with you.
Sam - *twitchtwitch* Ariel's different! You gotta take it slow with a woman like that!
Raziel - *snort* You take it any slower and your wedding tackle will rot and fall off from disuse.
Ishmael - Will you two heathens stop arguing for five seconds?? No, if you must know, I'm not a virgin, but I've only been with ONE guy and he was an angel.
Raziel - Pfft. Women say that about "good boys" all the time. Now, was he any good, that's another matter entirely. *smirk*
Ishmael - ...
Nemesis - ...

5 - Single or with someone?
Raziel - Hmph. Lord Raziel is a lone wolf, baby. The matter of a 16-year-old human girl owning my soul is inconsequential. |D
Sam - *blush* Ariel...
Raziel - Yeah, right. She kept you locked in her bedroom closet for years like you were an ugly sweater.
Sam - Why you sonnuva--!! D<
Raziel - Haha, missed me! This "old man" is still faster than you could ever hope to be, brat! XD
Ishmael - ...If anyone is still listening to me, I'm...I was in love with the angel called Dream...
Nemesis - ...

6 - Do you have children?
Raziel - HELL no.
Sam - HELL no.
Ishmael - Of course not. My offspring would only be...even more monstrous than I.
Nemesis - ...Fornication is sinful.
Raziel - ...
Sam - ...She can talk?

7 - Favorite food?
Raziel - Can we go back to talking about sexual exploits? DX
Sam - Yes, let's! It's time to prove you don't have to be ancient to know how to blow your partner's mind.
Raziel - I wouldn't mind getting a bl--
Ishmael - SHUT UP.
Nemesis - ...

8 - favorite ice cream flavor?
Raziel - Devil's food cake. ;D
Sam - That's not an ice cream flavor, that's just cake, dipshit.
Raziel - Shut up, brat. For all you know, one of those "premium" brands--or even that weird hippy couple--have invented it by now. They've made just about every other flavor, so why not?
Ishmael - *ahem* I remember liking red bean flavored mochi ice cream...
Nemesis - ...

9 - Have you already killed someone?
Raziel - Duh. It's fun.
Sam - ...Yeah. A few. Dozen. Maybe. I don't remember...it was a long time ago, before Ariel--
Raziel - --before Ariel locked you in a closet. She really has you pussy-whipped, doesn't she? XD
Sam - GRRR--!!
Ishmael - ...
Nemesis - I will cleanse the wicked and unrighteous from the world.
Raziel - ...
Sam - ...

10 - Anyone you hate?
Raziel - Oh, where to start...? My wussy daytime alter-ego, for one...
Sam - My father.
Ishmael - Dream...
Nemesis - I hate all sinners.
Raziel - ...
Sam - ...

11 - Any secrets?
Raziel - One. Or two. But...it's not like...it wasn't my fault... >>;
Sam - ...Apart from the fact that I'm an incubus who's fallen in love with a human, grew a heart for her, and have been branded a disgrace by my hellish overlord of a father...?
Ishmael - ...I'm the monstrous offspring between a fallen angel and a human...
Nemesis - ...

12 - Are you in love?
Raziel - No, of course not! That scrawny little Michiko kid? Pfft. In her dreams. As if. Yeah...right.
Sam - Methinks the old man doth protest too much. >3
Raziel - Fuck you, freshman.
Ishmael - I thought I was, once, before being betrayed...
Nemesis - ...

13 - TACOS?
Raziel - Eating is for mortals.
Sam - *nods grudgingly* ...But tacos do taste awesome.
Raziel - Well, maybe.
Ishmael - ...
Nemesis - ...

14 - Have you ever slept a whole day long?
Raziel - Technically, I sleep through the day when the white-haired wimpy part of my personality takes over.
Sam - HA. Now who's been pussy-whipped?
Raziel - Shut your taco-hole, brat. Who's the one who was sealed away for 20 years and lost most of his powers?
Sam - ...shut up... >_<
Ishmael - *sigh* It would have been nice to spend an entire day in bed with Dream...
Sam - ...Ugh. It's too creepy hearing about some freaky half-human chick talk about wanting to screw my uncle...
Nemesis - ...

15 - Favorite TV show?
Raziel - Pfft. I have better things to do. Like getting laid.
Sam - Yeah. ...Though "Sex in the City" wasn't bad...
Raziel - ...Well, maybe... But just the sex scenes, though.
Sam - Of course.
Ishmael - ...
Nemesis - ...

16 - Have someone else do this?
Raziel - Only if they're really bored. |P
Sam - Um...I wouldn't mind hearing Ariel answer a few questions...
Raziel - HA. The little man's still in loo-ooove~!
Sam - Shut up, you freaking bastard!!
Ishmael - ...
Nemesis - I've heard enough of this petty bickering! You are ALL sinners and must be cleansed from this planet! *Flame On!*
Raziel - ...
Sam - ...
Ishmael - ...
Sam - Run fer it?
Raziel - Sounds like a good strategy.

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I need to draw more artwork of practically all these characters. |D; Nemesis has a cool-ass sword she'd be swinging around in the last bit. And if anyone read through that all, they can help themselves to the cake in Dark Raziel's sketch linked above. 8D (Or the beefcake...)