Okay, I've been going bankrupt lately buying R.A. Salvatore's "Legend of Drizzt" books. |P I read the Dark Elf trilogy and The Crystal Shard over a year ago, but didn't get around to reading the rest until just a week ago. And I keep buying them at 7 bucks a pop, every day or two. :'D
ANYHOO. This is based on a scene in Starless Night. For those of you who haven't read the book, Drizzt's reaction to a dark elf female's advances is pretty much exactly this. For Drizzt, he can't separate action from emotion, and can't mate just for the sake of pleasure.
THAT'S how you know this is a FANTASY story: it stars a gorgeous guy who doesn't want sex just for the hell of it.
Heh heh. Actually, in the book when this happens he starts thinking about a human woman he's been friends with for a while...and then he's like "Now why did I think of her?" XD Like I've been saying in the Cafe, there are hints of romance in these books, but they're really rare. :'D
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Heh, thanks. I need to do a better version of Drizzt, though. I could draw him looking MUCH more attractive than he is here. DX I just bullshitted on the female's outfit, though. Female drow in the book series often wear red and purple robes decorated with spiders, so I sketched a really lame version here. The outfits female drow are given in D&D-based video games look a lot more like leather bondage gear than this. XD
Here's a much sexier version of Drizzt I came across recently. 8D
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"in what amounts to the most random way to say hi, i found out, i cannot draw women with huge tits" ~ Kuroitora
It's a very funny picture. A similar scene happened in Homeland too. Basicly for anyone who doesn't know the scene, just insert a bunch of men and women having sex around him in a drow ceremonial chamber and thats the scene.
Oh my lordie, how much am I laughing? I had exactly the same thought when reading these books. It's actually got to the point where Drizzt irritates me when it comes to things of a jiggy nature... for gods sake, laddie! You must be the only male in the entire Realms who doesn't secretly think "WAYHEY!!!!" (Cattie Brie doesn't count - don't even get me started on those two... )
ARGH, I know. I waited for HOW many books for Drizzt and Cattie-brie to have sex only by IMPLICATION?? I mean, he walks up to her and carries her off and LATER they're sitting on "their" bed. GAH. I'm sick of hearing about big drunk ol' Wulfgar getting it on... Everyone gets down and dirty in those books EXCEPT poor Drizzt. (Cattie-brie kept waffling back and forth about whether she loved Drizzt or not. That's one of my issues with Salvatore's writing: he doesn't treat his characters consistently from book to book, and it's not just Cattie-brie he does this to.)
*cough* Er, yes. Thanks. <.<;;
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Maybe he's just shy?
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"in what amounts to the most random way to say hi, i found out, i cannot draw women with huge tits" ~ Kuroitora
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Here's a much sexier version of Drizzt I came across recently. 8D
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"in what amounts to the most random way to say hi, i found out, i cannot draw women with huge tits" ~ Kuroitora
I haven't read the books but you're starting to make me want to~ I'll have to stop by Barnes and Noble before heading to Florida on Saturday.
That part in the book cracked me up. I could imagine Drizzt thinking "Ehhh drowesses are gross..." like a little kid.
Pretty cute picture XD
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*cough* Er, yes. Thanks. <.<;;
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